ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I'm at about main and main street
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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