Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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