id be glad to
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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