i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
