I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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