my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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