so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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