Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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