just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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You. Win. At. Life.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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