Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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