Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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