me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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