I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Porn is love you can see.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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