How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Randomize
