rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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