The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
pray to the hookup gods
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Randomize
