he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
