I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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