I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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