also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
