what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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