I don't think brook has ever known best
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I'm just crazy horny about you
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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