we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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