i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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