i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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