You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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