No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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