that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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