none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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