Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
My brain says no but my pants say off.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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