i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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