i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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