is your mom at the bar?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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