You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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