Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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