who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
