Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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