pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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