Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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