Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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