Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
honey bunches of taint.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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