Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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