My nipple is on Facebook.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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