He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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