Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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