fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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