they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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