what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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