You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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