So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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