can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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